Oh uh... I just figured out how to make a Mai Tai. It basically has everything good in it (except for chocolate). There are many conflicting recipes online, but once you add them all together, this looks to be close:
1 shot glass of rum
1 shot glass of pineapple juice
1 shot glass of orange juice
Juice from 1 lime
I bizarrely happen to have all of those things, since I've been making strawberry daiquiris and smoothies with my new Vitamix.
This may end up being my undoing...... these things are delicious!
Against my better judgement, I caved and sat outside in the weak but discernible winter sun that peeked out today and drank TWO of these.
It wasn't exactly a beach-side vacation, but it definitely felt like a break from the depths of winter!